Saturday, October 24, 2009

tell me the shape of your heart.



how far is one heart from another?
what can be used to measure the distance between hearts?


if they are too far away,we end up being lonely.
if they are too close,we end up hurting each other.
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i guess that's why everyone has to stay at a certain distance.




Wednesday, October 21, 2009

pmr lagi.


meninggalkan buku dan bersuka hati tulis blog di waktu2 study week membuatkan saya berasa sungguh berdosa ketika ini.

peperiksaan pmr sekolah ugama saya akan bermula 26 oktober ini sampailah 10 november.


aah saya amik bahasa arab sekali sebab tu 9 subjek kan dah kate tadi sekolah ugama.

doakan saya mendapat 9a dalam pmr kali ini supaya dapat ke mrsm jasin tak pon masuk shah pekan masa tingkatan 4 nanti. kalau nak masukkan saya dekat SASER pon saya suke.

p/s: kalau saya guna color codes juga seperti gadis amarika, mungkinkah bilik dan meja belajar saya akan transform jadi pelangi?


Thursday, October 15, 2009

woi gila bace la buku.

di kala begini adalah waktu terbaik untuk bercinta sama encik raymond dan McMurry.
oh encik atkins juga.

bantu saya membaca.malas malas go away come again another day.





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okeh okeh. last last. lepas tengok ni janji ai bace buku.



*cop cop mamat blonde tuh aku punye





Sunday, October 11, 2009

masalah juga kalau jadi ulat buku


kalau terasa mahu femes satu jusco midvalley, di mana semua penggera kecurian (the one yang detect kalau ade orang bawak keluar unpaid item tu) berbunyi setiap kali kau lalu, cubalah pinjam buku dekat library dan bawak all the way to midvalley (hoping that you can read la the book in the train). sekarang zaman moden semua buku pinjam mesti ade barcode.



terima kasih kepada buku ini.pengalaman manis di tahan di semua pintu keluar jusco sangat indah.










Tuesday, October 6, 2009

weekend of sukarelawan.

Suppose to have 4 classes today but all cancel due to kesibokan sepanjang masa lecturers kesayangan. sedih sedih klas tak de sebab final dah dekat (ala yeke kau sedih) betol2.kali ini deep inside serius sedih.paling kurang pergi kelas dengar suara pensyarah sahaja sudah terasa diri bodoh kurang ilmu di dada lalu menggelabah banyak chapter tak cover lagi.

tapi sebelum buka buku,(hehh banyak betol 'sebelum' kalau nak bukak buku tuh.alasan2) saya ingin berkongsi makna sukarelawan yang tak akan didapati di mana2 definition online dictionary.wikipedia pon tak provide definition serupa ini.mari cekidaut.



1) sukarela makan dan minum secara percuma.kalau ada nasi lebih siap boleh fikir "boleh tak aku pergi turun kafe bawah kejap ambil polistren (okeh tak reti eja polistren tak kan nak eja polystyrene sebab nampak word kimia je tros gelabah final dah dekat last2 jadi polis+tren=polistren) boleh tapau bawak balik bilik".dasar pelahap memang gusar bila ade makanan membazir tak makan.*tak sempat tangkap gambar nasi free yang sedap tuh sebab bila dah nak makan tak fikir mende laen.



2) sukarela tengok atlet kacak sukarela membantu atlet yang memerlukan pertolongan sama ada bertanya jadual perlawanan ataupun meminta nombor telefon.



3) sukarela ambil baju kejohanan secara percuma yang memang tak akan didapati di mana2 outlet b.u.m mahupun kamdar berdekatan.



4) sukarela mencapap diri di tengah dewan mengemop gelanggang persis amber chia dengan harapan ada ibu2 atau bapa2 mentua yang berkenan lalu teros request jadi menantu hujung tahun ini.(tapi yang ni tak sempat buat sebab asik budak laki je yang buat kat rumah tak pulak kau sebok nak mengemop.hampa hampa.)


5) sukarela jadi MC sebab boleh guna abiliti bercakap tanpa henti untuk memanggil nama2 atlet sambil tu boleh cek apa nama atlet kacak tadi .


yang ini memang tidak sukarela.jadi mc yang lebih kurang announcer yang hanya panggil nama atlet dan suruh bersedia di tepi gelanggang masih boleh lagi. tapi jadi mc formal penyampaian hadiah secara bidan terjun ini di mana perlu berdiri di depan dengan mata semua orang tertumpu pada diri sendiri memang tidak boleh.serabot ayam habes.bia gamba senget.naseb baek kabur.tidak mengapa sekurang kurangnya saya belajar.



tengah2 mc boleh pula salah dan minta sunbae berdekatan membantu.macam kartun.jangan pula nanti ada budak taekwando yang terjumpa saya di tepi2 jalan dan menegur,




"hai mc serabot." (T_T)





tapi serius best saya enjoy jadi sukarelawan angkat meja susun kerusi buang sampah.habes hilang lemak makan lontong lemang ketupat dan kuih mazola masa hari raya haritu.kalau ada lagi jangan lupa panggil ya.(>.<)
















Wednesday, September 30, 2009

he/she's got a problem.


(~_~) is a student.

(=_=) is a 30 years old woman working in a counselor's office as 'akak tempat pertanyaan'. (is this how muka ketat looks like?no?ok just assume it is.)





(~_~) :: i need to see the counselor.

(=_=) :: you need to make an appointment first.ish.how many time must i told this.Do you think the counselor is available for you all the time?do you think that only you have problems and other people not?haven't you learn how to handle stress by yourself?do you think i don't know that there is a subject what so-called as 'pengurusan emosi' that you students learn in class?haish.what a waste of ptptn's money paying for your fees.if i were to....(keep mumbling + constant muka ketat)

(~_~) :: i want to commit suicide.

(=_=) :: ok. you can see the counselor now.


Sunday, September 27, 2009

my very own version of open house



Please please come in.thank you for coming and rsvp my open house invitation on facebook.If you don't mind can you please susun your shoes properly.you know like how japanese people do it.eh no.not 'if you don't mind'.i mean you MUST.we are practicing 'dasar pandang ke timur' here.


oh women i know you people are very helpful.but never mind just sit and watch astro on the living room.let my maid do it.plus i'm afraid that you might break my Williams-Sonoma Glassware set.



okay let our kids play here.i want to lock door room so that we can eat peacefully downstairs.you know la i don't like they run over the house and spill some sirap on the floor.if sirap is still okay but now i'm serving ribena and cappuccino.



hey hey do not put your foot on the cushion.it might get hitam nanti.weh i know my sofa is so comfortable but do not lie down and sleep on it.consider other people want to sit too and feel the comfortableness of my sofa.


woi whose car parking on my rumput kapet haa?hurry and park it elsewhere.on my neighbor yard is ok.



i know my husband is super kacak but do you need to sneak into my room and steal a picture of him?let me get you married with his brother.



people people time to eat.see.i cook this many.there is kerepok lekor also.i went to terengganu okay to get the real kerepok lekor.eat till you die.oh no senah dont be too gelojoh.i dont want to waste my mitsubishi lancer's minyak kereta to send you to clinic if you got choke.i've prepared the one ringgit white small tupperware (is that even call a tupperware?) if you want to take away some food.we don't use polystyrene in this house.











gila nightmare open house aunty nih.
tak payah datang ah.